Wednesday, 30 November 2011

jiwang ke??



 sy nk berkongsi sedikit sebanyak apa yang terperuk dalam hati ni cewah...
khas utk si dy semua huhuhuhu... 







1.    Jika kita mencintai seseorang, kita akan sentiasa mendoakannya walaupun dia tidak berada disisi kita.

2.    Tuhan memberi kita dua kaki untuk berjalan, dua tangan untuk memegang, dua telinga untuk mendengar dan dua mata untuk melihat. Tetapi mengapa Tuhan hanya menganugerahkan sekeping hati pada kita? Kerana Tuhan telah memberikan sekeping lagi hati pada seseorang untuk kita mencarinya. Itulah namanya Cinta...

3.    Jangan sesekali mengucapkan selamat tinggal jika kamu masih mahu mencuba. Jangan sesekali menyerah jika kamu masih merasa sanggup. Jangan sesekali mengatakan kamu tidak mencintainya lagi jika kamu masih tidak dapat melupakannya.

4.    Cinta datang kepada orang yang masih mempunyai harapan walaupun mereka telah dikecewakan. Kepada mereka yang masih percaya, walaupun mereka telah dikhianati. Kepada mereka yang masih ingin mencintai, walaupun mereka telah disakiti sebelumnya dan kepada mereka yang mempunyai keberanian dan keyakinan untuk membangunkan kembali kepercayaan.

5.    Jangan simpan kata-kata cinta pada orang yang tersayang sehingga dia meninggal dunia , lantaran akhirnya kamu terpaksa catatkan kata-kata cinta itu pada pusaranya . Sebaliknya ucapkan kata-kata cinta yang tersimpan dibenakmu itu sekarang selagi ada hayatnya.

6.    Mungkin Tuhan menginginkan kita bertemu dan bercinta dengan orang yang salah sebelum bertemu dengan orang yang tepat, kita harus mengerti bagaimana berterima kasih atas kurniaan itu.

7.    Cinta dapat mengubah pahit menjadi manis, debu beralih emas, keruh menjadi bening, sakit menjadi sembuh, penjara menjadi telaga, derita menjadi nikmat, dan kemarahan menjadi rahmat.

8.    Sungguh menyakitkan mencintai seseorang yang tidak mencintaimu, tetapi lebih menyakitkan adalah mencintai seseorang dan kamu tidak pernah memiliki keberanian untuk menyatakan cintamu kepadanya.

9.    Seandainya kamu ingin mencintai atau memiliki hati seorang gadis, ibaratkanlah seperti menyunting sekuntum mawar merah. Kadangkala kamu mencium harum mawar tersebut tetapi kadangkala kamu terasa bisa duri mawar itu menusuk jari.

10. Hal yang menyedihkan dalam hidup adalah ketika kamu bertemu seseorang yang sangat bererti bagimu. Hanya untuk menemukan bahawa pada akhirnya menjadi tidak bererti dan kamu harus membiarkannya pergi.

11. Kadangkala kamu tidak menghargai orang yang mencintai kamu sepenuh hati, sehinggalah kamu kehilangannya. Pada saat itu, tiada guna sesalan kerana perginya tanpa berpatah lagi.

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

MY SPEECH OF TUN DR. MAHATHIR

Tun Dr. Mahathir was born on Friday the date of December 20, 1925. A Prince of  Mohamad bin Iskandar  and Wan Wan Hanafi Tempawan daughter was born in house number 18, Lorong Kilang Ais, adjacent Jalan Pegawai, Seberang Perak, Alor Setar, Kedah, he is the youngest among nine siblings. he grew up on the "poor side of the river" that bisected the town of Alor Star, in northern Malaysia. Of mixed Indian and Malay ancestry, he was a member of neither the Malay aristocracy nor the ethnic Chinese business class in a country where race did, and still does, significantly determine a person's prospects. As a child, he was driven, impatient, energetic and intelligent. His teenage years were overshadowed by war and the Japanese occupation, when he became a street hawker to eke out a living.  Dr. Mahathir started school in Seberang Perak Malay School in 1930 for two years. He furthered his secondary education at Government English School, Alor Setar, now known as the Sultan Abdul Hamid College. He finished with excellent results of Senior Cambridge in 1945. In 1947, after graduating secondary level, Tun Dr. Mahathir has offered scholarships to study medicine at King Edward VII College of Medicine, Singapore. While in college, he was a student who works hard and diligently in school, active in rugby and always concerned about the welfare of other students.

In 1953, he was awarded a Doctor of Medicine (MBBS) from the University Malaya. Armed with the approval of Dr Mahathir has started its services in the government with the trainee at the Penang General Hospital. In 1954, Dr Mahathir was appointed as Medical Officer at the General Hospital Alor Setar to meet the scholarship contract. He also provides medical services in Langkawi, Jitra and Perlis. Conversation with a girl from Selangor named Siti Hasmah Mohd Ali (now Tun Dr Siti Hasmah) who followed the same field study at King Edward VII Medicene Collage continue until they finish their studies. The close relationship that has emerged in Singapore has been extended after both had married as husband and wife in August 1956. The happy couple was blessed with seven babies, Marina (now Datin Paduka Marina), Mirzan, Melinda, Mokhzani (now Datuk Mohzani), Mukriz (now Datuk Mukriz), Maizura and Mazhar.

In 1957, after completing his contract with the government, Dr. Mahathir with the assistance and cooperation of Dr. Siti Hasmah has opened a private clinic called MAHA Clinic at Jalan Tunku Ibrahim, Alor Star. MAHA Clinic is the first Malay clinic in Kedah. Apart from medical services, clinics MAHA has also become a stage for him to carry out the activities of his concerns of the local community services. In 1957, after completing his contract with the government, Dr. Mahathir with the assistance and cooperation of Dr. Siti Hasmah has opened a private clinic called MAHA Clinic at Jalan Tunku Ibrahim, Alor Star. MAHA Clinic is the first Malay clinic in Kedah. Apart from medical services, clinics MAHA has also become a stage for him to carry out the activities of local community services concern on his part of the Malay political and economic problems have been expressed in the form of articles published by the Sunday Times under the pen name 'CHE Det' between the years 1946 to 1950. Writing is one of interest in Dr. Mahathir until today.

In 1945, when he was a student, Dr. Mahathir has been the editor of Vatican City, the official magazine of Sultan Abdul Hamid College of products. He also served as the editor of a magazine published by the medical college where he demanded. Persistence and determination to voice their opinions through writing has led him to produce a variety of publications including the book "The Malay Dilemma" published in 1970. Apart from writing, Dr. He also was a hard read and adheres to the principles of that learning is a lifetime process. Professional and political claims did not prevent her to make art of woodworking as a hobby. Dr. Mahathir was known for his creative and has carpentry courses in Great Britain to improve his skills. In 1989, based on the continued interest in this field, Dr. Mahathir was awarded the Honorary Freedom of the Worshipful Company of Carpenters by the British Society. Dr. Mahathir involvement in the political arena is not always obvious in the 1950s because he was still a student at the University. However, he continued to write essays and commentaries on issues of socio-political in The Straits Times. The resignation of a government doctor in 1957 has enabled Dr. Mahathir was involved again in politics. He was selected to compete at the 1959 state election, but declined. During the general election in 1964, Dr. Mahathir been entrusted to the candidate and successfully won a seat in Parliament for Kota Setar on the Alliance ticket. Starting from here he made a name in the society and the political scene. After winning the general election in 1964, Dr. Mahathir was appointed as Member of Parliament. However, he lost his seat in the next general election in 1969. Tendencies and a deep interest in education allows him to be appointed as Chairman of the first Higher Education Council 1968, Member of the Higher Education Advisory Council in 1972, Member Of the University Court and University of Malaya council also Chairman of the National University Council in 1974. Dr. Mahathir was appointed as a Senator in 1974. He stepped down to enable it to compete in the 1974 general election which he won uncontested. Following the elections, Dr. Mahathir was appointed as Minister of Education. As Minister of Education, the first step in his plan is to change the country's education policy so that it reflects the efforts towards eliminating poverty and establishing justice for all and ensure that all individuals are given the opportunity to improve their standard of living. During the Minister of Education, he retains a greater chance of reform of Malay studies at the Institute of Higher Education, to change the quota entry, and some entry criteria to the centers, provide scholarships and to establish Mara Junior Science College (MRSM). He is also responsible to amend the Universities and University Colleges Act 1975 which was opposed by academics and those involved in education. But as a disciplined and firm he managed to eliminate criticism of educational policies. Now all high schools managed under the Ministry of Education Guidelines. His victory in the competition seat in the General Assembly Vice-President of UMNO (United Malays National Organization) in 1975 have contributed to his political success. Following the return of Rahmatullah Tun Abdul Razak to the appointment and Tun Hussein Onn as Prime Minister of Malaysia, the third and the President of UMNO, Dr. Mahathir was appointed as Deputy Prime Minister at the same time as Deputy President Parti. from Education Minister, Dr. Mahathir moved to the Ministry of Trade and Industry in 1978. He is also the Chairman of the Investment Committee of the Cabinet where he will never fail to encourage trade and foreign investment. Dr.Mahathir victory in the general election of 1978 has enabled him to retain office in a locked cabinet and party. Finally, on July 16, 1981 following the resignation of Prime Minister Tun Hussien Onn, for reasons of health, Dr. Mahathir was elected the president and prime minister to-4 at age 55 Dr. Mahathir called the "Father of Modernization of Malaysia" and is the oldest leader in office as Prime Minister, from July 16, 1981 to October 31 2003.Sepanjang 22 years he held high-level administrative positions, a lot of progress and development he has planned and implemented. Although sometimes his ideas and vision poorly understood, but the truth is he was a visionary and ahead of the game, and even farther from the minds of the Malays in particular. In 1997, Asia week magazine has named Dr. Mahathir as one of 50 most powerful people in Asia, where he came second in the list issued by the magazine. His nomination was right because the world economy was on the turmoil and currency crisis that hit many countries in the world, especially countries in Asia such as Indonesia, Thailand and the Philippines. Dr. Mahathir managed to control the economic downturn with peg the ringgit to the U.S. dollar, an approach that initially received criticism by the world financial bodies like the World Bank and International Monetary Fund (IMF). Proven effects, Malaysia is the only country that managed to escape from the shackles of recession without having to "'mengikat diri' " to the conditions set by the IMF as happened to other countries in Asia. In fact, General Manager IMF, Horst Kohler have praised the actions taken Dr. Mahathir in control of the national currency.  

Wisdom of Dr. Mahathir in managing the 'business' is a natural because he was a young entrepreneur in “pekan rabu”, Manila time was still in school. In addition to the national car project, another major project (mega projects) that he trigger is Super Corridor Multimedia Super Corridor (MSC). This project was inspired and realized in view of Dr. Mahathir was aware of the importance of information and communication technology (ICT) in today's commercial world and the future. Large projects, developed and realized when he was a 'CEO' of which Malaysia is Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA), Bukit Jalil National Stadium, Sepang International Circuit, a prestigious motorsports racing, Formula One and the Petronas Twin Towers. These projects are not directly managed position Malaysia as a developing country that is known world. In fact, the pattern of administration and firmness shown by Dr. When he was prime minister Mahathir lead the country respected. During the period of 22 years as Prime Minister, Dr. Mahathir has led Malaysia to a stage of excellence. Malaysia has undergone various reforms of physical, mental and social. Malaysia has become a highly regarded and respected on the world stage. Malaysia is able to stand tall and low among developed countries of the world. The success of Malaysia as a developing country and an ideal Islamic state in the region have recognized the world. The Legacy  left by Dr. Mahathir, we can see everywhere.

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

assigment utk statistik gunaan....drop you e-mai i will send full version.


APPLIED STATISTICS (SQQS2013)
GROUP PROJECT (20%)

INSTRUCTIONS

1.                   The members for each group must be at least 3 members and not exceed 5 members.

2.                   The report must be consists of:
a)      Cover sheet with:
i.               Color: LIGHT PURPLE A4 PAPER.
ii.             Information:
-          Course group (A, B, … or K).
-          Matric number in ascending (smallest to largest) followed by the name of group members.
-          Lecturer’s name.
-          Date of submission.
b)      Table of Contents.
c)      Answer sheet:
-          Answer all questions.
-          Use SPSS to analyze the data.
-          Report must be in handwriting EXCEPT the SPSS output. Refer the example in appendix.
-          Please enclose the appropriate and useful SPSS’s output for each question.
d)      References –list at least TWO reference books.
e)      Binding: tape or ring WITHOUT plastic cover.

3.            Answer ALL questions based on YOUR OWN DATA SET collected using the given questionaire.

6.    The due date: 15st DECEMBER 2011 (THURSDAY).

QUESTION (50 MARKS)

You want to study the Malaysian undergraduate students’ income and expenses. Using the given questionnaire in APPENDIX A, collect at least 100 data. Key in your collected data in SPSS, thus analyze it and answer the following question.


a)      Tabulate your data.
(4 marks)

b)      Construct 3 different diagrams, to show the distribution of your respondent based on their gender, races, and whether they have any extra income or not.
(6 marks)

c)      Find the 99% confidence interval for the mean of monthly family income. Interpret your answer.
(3 marks)

d)      Do hypothesis testing to test whether the mean of monthly family income is greater than RM 2000 at 5% level of significance.
(5 marks)

e)      Based on suitable descriptive analysis, which races appear to have the highest mean family income? Test at 5% significant level whether we can conclude that the mean family incomes are different among races.
(7 marks)

f)       Is there any evidence to conclude that students who receive allowance from family, come from family with higher mean monthly income compared to students who don’t receive any allowance from family? Use α = 0.02.
(5 marks)

g)      Can we conclude that the number of students who do part-time job, receive allowance from family and having both part-time job and allowances from family are equally distributed at 5% significant level?
                  (5 marks)

h)      Do types of expenditure category related to either they have an extra income or not? Use α = 0.05.
(5 marks)

i)        Do number of students in all types of expenditure equally distributed based on their gender? Use α = 0.01.
 (5 marks)

j)        Based on 4 expenditure categories, is there any difference on the mean percentage of total income that the student spend most of their money on? Use α = 0.02
(5 marks)

Monday, 8 August 2011

TIPS-TIPS MENGHADAPI INTERVIEW (VERSI PURBA)

di harap dgn video di atas dapat meberi tips-tips berguna...:)
senyum cikit ehheheheeh........

TANDA ANDA SEDANG SUKA SESEOWANG






10 TANDA ANDA SEDANG SUKA SEOWANG!!!  
SEPULUH : RASA LAMA BILA BERCAKAP DGN DIA.    
SEMBILAN : ANDA OERASAN ANDA TERSENYUM BILA BERCAKAP DENGANYA.
LAPAN : KALAU TERLIHAT DIA, TAK NAPAK OWANG LAIN 
ENAM : SENTIASA TERINGAT KAN DIA.
LIMA : HAPPY BILA BERCAKAP DENGANYA.
EMPAT : AKAN CUBA SEDAYA UPAYA UTK BERHUBUNG DENGANYA.
TIGA : APABILA TERBACA POS INI, ANDA TERINGATKAN DIA.
DUA : SEDANG ASYIK MEMIKIRKANNYA SAMAPI TAK PERASAN NUM TUJUH TAK ADA DALAM SENARAI.
SATU : ANDA TERGELAK LEPAS CHECK SEMULA. 






HEHEHEEH jgn marah hahahahahahhah.....:)


:) if you like it follower me <3<3<3

Thursday, 4 August 2011

MANDI WAJAIB


post kali ni ak nk cerita sal sowang ayah dengan sorang anak yang insaf dari melakukan dosa. pada mulanya si ayah ini kaki judi suka sgt berjudi, dan sianak suka minum arak, nk dijadikan cerita pada satu hari si anak menegur si ayah, si ank bercakap "ayh ni selalu berjudi abis duit utk berjudi" lalu ayah menjawa"alah ko cakap aku tgk ko tu asik minum je buang duit gak" setelah berbalah si ayah dan si anak mendapat kata sepakat utk insaf. si ank bertanya ke pada si ayah
anak : "ayah sebelum kita nk bertaubat ni apa yg kita kena lakukan?"
ayah : "kene mandi waji dulu lah"
anak : "mandi wajib mc ne ayah?"
ayah : "entah ayah pun x thu. tp ayah penah dgr ustad cakap lau nk mandi wajib niat terus terjun sungai"
anak : "jom lah ayah kita carik sungai"
mereka pun siap2 utk mencarik sungai.sampai je disungai si ayah dgn yakin nya berkata ayah masuk dulu k t pas ayh naik ko lak ok.
ayah : "ok ayah terjun dulu k"
anak : "ok"
lepas terjun je si ank tungu ayah nye nape lambat sgt si ayah x naik2.rupanya sungai yg dua beranak terjun tu x dalam, paras dada je.masa terjun tu si ayah, kain nya tersangkut kt akar kayu itu yg lame x naik2 tu.lepas je kain tu dari akar je si ayah cepat2 naik. sampai je di atas si ank bertnya.
anak : "ayah nape lambat sgt mandi wajib nye?"
utk kalis kejadian yg sebenar si ayah pun menjawab.
ayah : "mase ayah mandi td terjumpa satu kampung dye owang tu ajak ayah minum tu yg ayah lambat.
si ank pun tersentab x berkata apa2.si ayah menyuruh si ank pula terjun. si anak pun terjun seperti si ayah. tapi si anak terhantuk kt batu dan cepat2 naik.
setelah si anak naik si ayah bertnya nape cepat sangat mandi wajib nye dan nape kepala ko tu.
dgn selamba si anak menjawab 
anak : "ayah g minum tadi x bayar kan owang kapung dah marah tu yg di ketuk kepala sy."

p/s cerita ini adalah guraun semata2 hehhehehh..jgn marah..:P

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

gila-gila cinta!!!

asalammualaikum...post kali agak menarik untuk dijadikan panduan dan penilain pada diri kite sejauh mane cinta kita pada pemberi Cinta...

Anda belum matang sekiranya......


1) MENGHABISKAN nilai kad telefon pra-bayar(prepaid) untuk berbual dengan "kekasih" sedang kan wang mebelinya darapada kiriman IBU BAPA anda..

2) RELA menungu berjam-jam dalam hujan pula untuk melihat gadis yang anda "cintai" melintas jalan sedangkan anda SOLAT secara ekspres(KURANG DUA MINIT UTK 4 RAKAAT) atau tidak solat lansung.



3) MEMARAHI bahkan sangup menampar adik anda yang tersilap cakap sebaliknye mampu tersenyum sekalipun dimaki2 atau di hina oleh wanita/lelaki yang anda minat.

4) SANGGUP mebaca novel cinta yang beratus-ratus muka surat dalam tempoh sehari, padahal tidak penah mebaca al-quran walaupun satu muka SETAHUN.

5) ASYIK terkenang wajah kekasih yang baru seminit berpisah dengannya tetapi tidak terkenag pun wajah ibu yang berbulan-bulan  tidak anda temui.

6) SUSAH HATI jika tidak menerima surat,(zaman dulu lah) e-mail, atau SMS daripada orang yang anda cintai sebaliknya anda tahu bahawa sudah lama anda tidak mengirim berita menalifon atau meberi sms kepada ibubapa anda di kampuang.melain kan anda memerlukan wang baru lah teringat owang di kampung.

7)MEMAKAI pakaian sehabis cantik untuk dating degan kekasih sebaliknye hanya memeakai singlet atau tidak berbaju lansung ketika solat.

8) LEBIH banyak mengucapkan kalimah "I LOVE YOU" berbanding kalimah zikir.
rujukan (tentang CINTA, Pahrol Mohad juoi, 2006)

remaja dgn cinta satu isu yg menari utk di kongsi...
renung-renung kan and selamat beramal hehehehhe...



Saturday, 30 July 2011

best friend vs love(versi lawak)

Girl: We are best friends, right?

Boy: Yes, of course.

Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?

Boy: No one. I love someone.

Girl: Oh, she must be very lucky..

Boy: Definitely. I've loved her,
ever since I met her.

Girl: Really? Well, since we're best friends,
I wanna meet her. Go call her.

Boy: Oh okay.
*Boy takes out his phone,dials her number and phones her..*

Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers the phone*

Boy: I love you ♥ ♥

" comment if you Like it":*.*

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

surat cinta terbaik..

heheheh pos kali ni ak ambik dr salah satu page kt FB sunguh menarik..
bahasa yg digunakan sgt2 tinggi bombastik fantastik dan ape2 tik lah heheheeh..
lau kowang asik e-mail ke sms ke..pe kata kali ni kowang cube wat surat yg mc ni TERBAIK WOWWWW!!!!
compem si dy bukan je jatuh cinta tp jatuh basikal gak ahaahahah...


Surat Cinta...

Dalam kesuraman ultra lembayung tika tujuh bulan menumpahkan cahaya dibawah kaki langit khirmizi, tiba-tiba aku terkenangkan eurika nostalgia cinta lama yang kita palitkan berdua. Kehadiranmu bersama molekul-molekul hidrogen menerjang segala kekusutan yang membelit tali perutku. Dan kehadiranmu itu mengajar aku erti rindu gelora dan shahdu. 

Kau juga mengajarku erti cinta, singa laut,beruang kutub, penguin, kambing salji, mee rebus, cendol, koridor, kotak pensil, tali kasut dan pasu bunga.Kala itu, kita bagaikan Nobita dan Sizuka.Kau dan aku umpama Kurt Cobain dan Rafeah Buang yang tidak dapat dipisahkan. Malangnya percintaan yang mendapat liputan meluas hingga ke planet Ziku itu telah mengundang perpisahan yang akhirnya telah mengecewakan seluruh penternak lipan di Burma. Kau pergi jua ketika Kuala Lumpur sedang bersiap sedia menjadi tuan rumah Sukan Komanwel 1998. 

Sesungguhnya perpisahan itu berpunca daripada penebangan pokok getah secara besar-besaran di Lembah Klang. Pemergianmu menyebabkan aku menghidap penyakit resdung dan hepatitis-Q secara mengejut. Ketiadaanmu memaksa aku memakai topi keledar setiap masa sebagai langkah keselamatan. Aku seperti tidak percaya dengan apa yang telah terjadi. Aku bagaikan tergelincir dari orbit bumi dan terpelanting ke ruang angkasa, apabila daya tarikan graviti terhadapku tiada lagi berfungsi setelahaku tersungkur dalam percintaan yang berlarutan hingga ke rubber-set. Seluruh perjalanan hidupku menjadi gelita bagaikan terperangkap di dalam gua yang gelap dan ditemani stlagit dan stlagmit yang bagai sembilu. 

Kondominium cinta yang kita bina dari makgat basikal dan kipas helikopter akhirnya musnah setelah kau berpaling tadah. Ternyata sikapmu mulai berubah bila Malaysia mula melancarkan satelit MEASAT-1 ke ruang angkasa raya. Sejak itu kau sering melarikan diri bila terserempak dengan abang iparku. Akhirnya aku menyedari bahawa diri ini tidak diperlukan lagi. 

Sejak kau tiada, aku sering menyendiri berbual-bual dengan pokok betik untuk mengisi masa lapang. Kadang-kadang aku mengikat botol oren pada tiang rumah agar nampak lebih cantik. Saban hari aku termenung di dalam peti sejuk mengenangkan dirimu yang entah kemana menghilang. Aku cuba bermain badminton sambil makan mi hailam untuk melupakanmu, tetapi aku tak berdaya. Lalu aku membakar mesin basuh dan membelasah empat ekor itik serati jiran sebelah sebagai tanda aku tidak bersalah. 

Mengapa? Mengapa sayang? Mengapa ini semua bisa terjadi? Mengapa setelah kau curi hatiku, kau rompak cintaku lantas kau bunuh cintaku sehingga kau terbunuh dalam kemalangan cinta yang ngeri. Aku bagaikan terhimpit dan dihimpit oleh guni-guni batu yang kau timpakan di atas belakangku. Derita yang kautimpakan itu adalah bebanan yang terlalu berat untuk ku tanggung bagaikan mendukung 75 ekor biawak dan 386 ekor anak beruk. Dan kini segala harapanku hancur berkecai bagaikan aku terjatuh dari Menara Kuala Lumpur dan dihempap oleh Menara Berkembar Petronas lalu tersangkut di celah landasan LRT dan kemudiannya digilis pula keretapi Komuter hingga aku hancur berkecai. Oh! terlalu berat dugaan yang kutempuhi kini. 

Kini segalanya telah pun berakhir. Aku sedar siapa aku. Aku hanya insan biasa yang suka makan mi segera. Aku bukan McGyver, McDonald's, Superman atau Kesatria Baja Hitam. Aku juga bukanlah Ultraman seperti yang kau idam-idamkan. Aku menyedari kekurangan diri dan kekurangan kemudahan awam di tempat sendiri. Tak perlu dikesali lagi kerana nasi telah menjadi capati dan tin sardin yang ku genggam ini telah pun luput tarikhnya. Segalanya sungguh mengharukan dan semua hadiah pemberianmu termasuk enjin kapal selam telah pun aku cincang untuk dibuat makanan lembu. 

Walaupun segalanya telah pun berakhir, disini, diatas pokok getah ini aku tetap menunggu kau akan kembali. Selagi ada nafas ini, selagi ada kompleks membeli-belah SOGO, selagi ada kedai kasut selipar di sekitar Argentina, selagi kumpulan Metallica tidak berpecah, aku tetap menunggumu sehinggalah mentari terbelah lapan. Namun aku menyedari bahawa penantianku hanyalah sia-sia belaka. Akhirnya aku mengambil keputusan mektamad untuk menunggu tiang elektrik dihadapan rumahku berbuah. kalau tiang elektrik berbuah nanti, aku poskan buahnya kepadamu. Nak tak?

p/s dalam perecintaan perlu ada gurau senda hehehhehe....

Sunday, 24 July 2011

benci dgn sidebar FB yg baru!!!!!

tengah syok-syok chat tertibe lak sidebar kt FB jd mc tu..susah nk tgk sape on9..dan ia sgt meyusah kan..
so post kali ni bukan pos man k haahahah..
post kali ni mc ne nk tukar sidebar kowang jd yg lame...
tp sebelum  tu nk tnye kowang thu SIDEBAR TU PE??
 yg x th sidebar ni kotak tepi yg de name kowang nk chate tu...so dh thu kn sekarang heheh...

Korang tak suka IM facebook yang baru?Kini ada cara untuk kembalikan IM facebook yang lama!Sangat mudah! saya dah cuba nie.

1.Bukak Google Chrome.
2.Install Facebook Sidebar Chat Reversion <---Link untuk install http://userscripts.org/scripts​/show/107159
3.Log In Facebook dan Log Out dan Log In semula.
4.Dah siap!Lihatlah hasilnya!

p/s ak wat ok je... selamat mencuba...

kenapa buah gajus bijik kt luar????

cubaan pertama..eehhehehe...emmm dekat sejam gak ak nk memikir nk wat cerita pe asik love story je kan x best..
mase ak darjah dua de sowang cikgu ni dy cerita kt ak kenapa buah gajus bijik dy kt luar burung puyuh ekor dy pendek dgn nape hidung babi naik mc tu..
ak : cikgu x lame ke nk cerita tu..
cikgu : x lah kejap je cikgu gabung kan tiga2 jd satu cerita..
ak : (terdiam/ tersentab)
cikgu : cerita dy mc ni..pada satu hari ni babi jalan2 y kn x leh toleh kiri kanan sedang dy jalan2 tu x perasan burung puyu lalu...secara x segaja dy terpijak eko burung puyu pai terputus babi terperanjat terus dy lari, lari punye lari terlangar btg pokok..babi langar dgn kuat sekali..rupanya pokok yg dy langar tu pokok gajus...gajus teperanjat(terperanjat boboi ahahahah)
sebab kn tu lah burung puyu x de ekor babai hidung ternaik and buah gajus bijik kt luar..

hahahaahahahhaa..kurang asam punye cikgu hidup2 ak ken kencing ahhaahaha....
korang mesti x cya kan hahaahaha...

TIPS UNTUK MENGHILANGKAN RASA BOSAN KETIKA DIDALAM LIF




1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenali, cuit bahunya! Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain..

2. Buat muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil pegang kepala anda dan menjerit “Diam, semuanya diam!”.

3. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalam lif.

4. Pindahkan meja kerja anda ke dalam lif. Jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka sudah membuat appoinment?

5. Letakkan sebuah bungkusan di sudut lif, jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka mendengar bunyi tik… tik… tik…

6. Anda pura-pura jadi pramugari! Tunjukkan prosedur keselamatan penerbangan seperti di dalam kapalterbang.

7. Ketika pintu menutup, beri pengumuman kepada semua orang. “Bertenang, jangan panik, jap lagi die bukak balik!”.

8. Bukalah beg tangan anda, sambil melihat ke dalam beg tangan, tanyalah “Oksigen cukup tak kat situ?”

9. Diam dan jangan bergerak sama sekali di sudut lif, menghadap dinding, jangan sesekali keluar.

10. Dengarkan suara di dinding lift dengan stetoskop.

11. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu beritahu “Ini adalah area SAYA”


thank tu WUJUD eeehhe...
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